mmmmm sammich
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You don’t really need MDMA for this music. Because the music is so incredibly vivid. People have lost respect for the groove. Everything is so synthetic, that like..it’s missing the gut.
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Not the biggest fan of Kanye, but this picture has so much class it’s unreal.
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I started smoking to try to look cool and impress her. When that didn’t work, I continued smoking so I would die.
Dubai, city of the world’s tallest building, has equipped police with $400,000 Lamborghini sports cars.
Major General Khamis Mattar Al Mazeina said that a fleet of Lamborghinis had been obtained by the Dubai police for use at main tourist sites.
“The aim is to reflect the reputation of the emirate and the high stature it achieved,” Mazeina said.”It will also help promote tourism and showcase the security role the Dubai police plays in safeguarding the city,” he added.
Read more: http://reut.rs/17vQ3xW
Photos: REUTERS/Dubai Police Media handout
Today in are you shitting me
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me @ school
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If You Didn’t See Me (Then You Weren’t On The Dancefloor)
JSYKIWPU is a commonly used acronym. It stands for “Just so you know, I would penetrate you.” It’s kind of confusing because the “U” should be a “Y” but they refuse to change it.
“The word ‘you’ sounds the same as the letter ‘U’ when you say it so it doesn’t matter, old man,” they say. Either way, it is the highest compliment you can give somebody without using a real form of communication.
“Great, now it’s illegal not to litter. And just so you know, I’m being sarcastic. This isn’t great at all. I hate littering.”
- Some nerd in the future after I’m president and pass all of my bad ass laws
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