I started smoking to try to look cool and impress her. When that didn’t work, I continued smoking so I would die.
JSYKIWPU is a commonly used acronym. It stands for “Just so you know, I would penetrate you.” It’s kind of confusing because the “U” should be a “Y” but they refuse to change it.
“The word ‘you’ sounds the same as the letter ‘U’ when you say it so it doesn’t matter, old man,” they say. Either way, it is the highest compliment you can give somebody without using a real form of communication.
“Great, now it’s illegal not to litter. And just so you know, I’m being sarcastic. This isn’t great at all. I hate littering.”
- Some nerd in the future after I’m president and pass all of my bad ass laws